Dear Sarah Palin,
It's me, again. I can't look away from all the coverage from you, I just can't. It's like a car accident, and I can't believe America would be so stupid as to want you for vice-president. Please America, you've fucked up before, but please don't disappoint me by being so short-sighted and voting on personality rather than issues as to get this woman who makes me ashamed to be female into any part of the White House. As I watch the ABC News interview with you, I have the following thoughts:
1) Hey, you can see Russia "from land!" in Alaska, and that gives you foreign policy experience?! Well, guess what, I can see the moon from my balcony. I guess that makes me an astronaut.
2) Do not fucking compare yourself to Abraham Lincoln. I know Abraham Lincoln, ma'am, and you are no Abraham Lincoln.
3) I think it is a noble thing, that your son is going off to fight a war (that I, personally, believe is completely misguided) in Iraq. Really, I admire him for that. You know why that is? Because I, too, am an American. I am proud of my country, and appreciate that there are those who are willing to do what I never could to protect us. Even if I never could. So don't you, for a goddamn second, pretend that I don't love my country. Because I do, and I will cut you.
Toodles,
Megan
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9 comments:
"and I will cut you"
That was my favorite part.
:-)
obviously you're an astronaut. me too actually. love it. I would still actually vote for paris hilton over sarah palin. I prefer her energy plan. ;)
Amen sister. Amen.
Could you include in her next letter how it's total crap that she plans to be an advocate for children with special needs...yet cut special education funding in her state by 62%. Because I'd like to cut her for that.
Can I second this letter?
I'm shocked that so many people are supporting her. I rarely get political, but I was yelling at the TV last night. If something has been making you sick for the last eight years, why choose the same thing for the next four?
Hey, you can see Russia "from land!" in Alaska, and that gives you foreign policy experience?! Well, guess what, I can see the moon from my balcony. I guess that makes me an astronaut.
This is probably the BEST response to Palin I have read yet. Seriously. Hysterical.
A-the hell-men!!
It's scary how they've risen in the polls over the past few weeks. It's also scary how all this is true.
I hate when candidates imply you aren't American if you aren't voting for them. Same goes for Christian. Ugh.
Oh how I love your number 1!
Hahahaha omg i love you first point!
"I can see the moon from my balcony guess that makes me a astronaut"
Classic!
Palin is so underqualifed it's just ridiclous!
PS I think you should send the letter.....=D
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